You will notice there is nothing on this list like, “knocked over their cart at the grocery store, pantsed them, and then robbed them at gunpoint” but seemingly unordinary things that do not matter in the grand scheme of life.

Stuck with nothing to do and nowhere to go, I turned to God. Just kidding. I decided to meditate.

My ego is like the rose in the glass votive from Beauty and the Beast. I agonize over every single petal that falls off because once it dies, I stay a beast! AND WHO COULD EVER LEARN TO LOVE… A BEAST?